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eat-scrap pleaded: H O N K

We’re not doing this in public Autobot.


the-art-pimpette:

one-shall-fall:


<Oops.>

i AM 500F15864% DONE WITH YOU /QUITS

this hurts my soul why would you make this

How is this still obtaining notes.

the-art-pimpette:

one-shall-fall:

<Oops.>

i AM 500F15864% DONE WITH YOU /QUITS

this hurts my soul why would you make this

How is this still obtaining notes.


It’s a disgusting and deplorable act worthy of extermination, that’s what it is.

A true Cybertronian would never lower themselves to breeding level with a human.


alwayscommander:

Says the warlord that melted a metal pot while cooking ramen noodles.

#and accidentally melt cybertron

…I have done no such deed; that would be Optimus Prime’s actions.


fragoff:

doktorsterben:

Congratulations, Elita One.

You’ve managed to silence Megatron.

Now that is the sweetest music I could hope for.

You two are the ones who spend most of your time blathering and fawning to one another.


fragoff:

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What did you sa- Primus, I don’t have time for this. Might be you’re even right about that. I do have one pede in the scrap heap.

But that doesn’t mean I’m going to take it from you.Prime and the others are strong enough to make it without me, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to abandon them any time soon. But what would you know of loyalty?

You are as dramatic as Starscream about every little thing, aren’t you?


theorz pleaded: Good bye once again! ◝( ・▿ ・)◜ I am only joke. Orz good bye when Orz hello, you get? I am too funny! Orz gave *shiny campers* many *slow times* for *brain sauce*. But not yet. (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) Can Orz come over to your *house* and *play*? Orz know the best *games*! Orz also have lots *party places*! It is much *smiley time* when Orz *dances*. Orz will give *shiny campers* many *surprising toys* in exchange for *parties*!


blue-and-black-hero:

Really?

I’d actually say there were alternates far more cruel than you.  Though typically their cruelty came with a loss of sanity as well.

Ah then perhaps someday I shall tell of my deeds before I came to this planet. Ones not so widely known to you.

Sanity plays no part in cruelty; lack of sanity is lack of sense and reason. By then you can no longer pull on that which hurts and maims others most. By then it is simple discord.


blue-and-black-hero:

…I was speaking in a general sense.  Just as you are unique among Megatrons.

Of course.

Most others are far less cruel than I.


blue-and-black-hero:

doktorsterben:

Well of course it is; my faceplates are the first things I desire to see every sol when I come out of recharge. They put me in such a jubilant mood.

….Heh.  Or the last thing people see, in some cases I’m sure.

 

If by “unique” you mean “annoyance”, “worthless”, “traitor”, or even all of the above, then yes. You’d be right.


doktorsterben:

Perhaps to you, but for me, one is substantially more bothersome than the other.

Ergo not the same.

I am not entertaining a sparkling in a play of perspectives; find your enlightened mentor to engage debates with.


doktorsterben pleaded: It's come to my attention that it was your Spark Day just recently Lord Megatron. I've managed to acquire the most wondrous gift for the occasion for you as well: seeing me!

The only thing that could possibly make this situation better is if there’s a receipt to return you with.


This just in:

Starscream will hopefully end up killing himself with his horrendous cooking skills.

This just in:

Starscream will hopefully end up killing himself with his horrendous cooking skills.


This new “movie” is going to be a dreadful embarrassment with its involvement of human anything.


I believe every organic who has ever sent me an anonymous message is undoubtedly missing their central processing core.

That or they’re simply this stupid naturally.

I wouldn’t doubt it either way.